Insulting Monk app for iPhone and iPad

Is that a Monk in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

The Insulting Monk™ has arrived to help you adjust your self-image when youre getting too full of yourself. Always happy to hurl some abuse your way hell be your favorite enemy.

Do you have to attend a funeral where you couldnt stand the deceased? Hell bring you down.
Do you need to toughen your skin against verbal abuse? The Insulting Monk is there to help.
Do you miss your moms abuse? Hell fill her shoes!

Hell keep your ego in check and always make sure you never feel too good.

And if he steps over the line… you can always give him a whack!